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Mrs.Sirimao Bandaranayake
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Mrs.Sirimao Bandaranayake in Heaven

Mrs. Bandaranayake went to heaven. As she stood in front of St.Peter at Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her.

She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move. " Oh," said Mrs.B.

"who's clock is that?" asked Mrs.B

That's <b>Mother Teresa's</b>. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie.

" Who's clock is that one in the left?"

That's <b>Abraham Lincoln's </b>clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.

Where is Chandrika's clock?" asks Mrs. B.
<b>"Chandrika's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a table fan."</b>
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whatsapp link whatsapp link

Tabi ki akıllı telefonların en önemli özelliği
sesli aramaların yanı sıra birçok işlemi yapma imkânı sunuyor olması.

Bu imkanları internet dahilinde sunan akıllı telefonlar çeşitli uygulamaları kullanarak karşımıza çıkmakta.
Whatsapp da bu uygulamalardan bir tanesi.

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