01-26-2004, 03:12 PM
THIS IS DEFINITELY THE BEST EMAIL OF THE YEAR !!!!!
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so
please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next
morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked
breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them
breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and
picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to
make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the
groceries,paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter
box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make
the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with
them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids
organized to do their homework,then set up the ironing board and watched TV while
he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper,he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted
and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he
was expected to make love which he managed to get through without
complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knel! t by the bed and said,
Lord, I don't know what I was think ing. I was so wrong to envy my wife's
being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they
were.You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
night."
Voted Women's Favorite Email of the Year
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so
please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next
morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked
breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them
breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and
picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to
make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the
groceries,paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter
box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make
the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with
them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids
organized to do their homework,then set up the ironing board and watched TV while
he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper,he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted
and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he
was expected to make love which he managed to get through without
complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knel! t by the bed and said,
Lord, I don't know what I was think ing. I was so wrong to envy my wife's
being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they
were.You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
night."
Voted Women's Favorite Email of the Year