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A good one! Enjoy

(u hafta understand tanglish)

The Actors in the classroom are 'Sullaan' Dhanush, 'Kuthu' Simbhu, 'Sivakasi' Vijay, 'Thirupathi' Ajith, 'Drouser' Raamarajan, 'Anniyan' Vikram, 'Thambi' Maadhavan, 'Ah Aah' S.J. Suryah as regular students. 'Viruthachalam' Vijayakaanth, 'Gilli' Prakashraj, 'RDX' Raghuvaran, 'Forward Block' Kaarthik, as Lateral entry students.

'Kaippulla' Vadivelu, 'Officer' Goundamani as lecturers. 'BABA' Rajini as Head of Mechanical Engg. Department (HOD).

In Classroom..........

Goundamani: Deey, inimey naan thaanda ungaluku class co-ordinator. Ella payalugalum olunga nadandhukkanum, illenaa pichu puduven pichi.

Dhanush: Aaama, Ivaru class co-ordinator aam. Urupta maadhiri thaan.

Goundamani: Deey, ennada monangura

Dhanush: Onnum illai sir.

Goundamani: Baduvaa enna pathi theriyumla.... Sa ri, inime intha classukku nee thaan REP. Purinjithaada vathikkuchi...

Dhanush: (In excited mood) Yeaaah, Divya! Divya!.....Divya! Divya!

Simbhu: Dey machi ennada Divya va koopudura, antha figure ECE Departmentda...

Dhanush: Vaenna en Divya va figure kigure nu sollatha. Naan pakrathuku thaan Sullan... Soodaaanenn......

(Song starting "Eh sullan, vaa sullan......".

At the end ofthe song Vadivelu enters the class to handle 'THERMODYANMICS' Class)

Chorus: Good morning Sir.

Vadivelu: Good Morning. Iniki motha topic 'First law of Thermodynamics'. Eppa Prakashraaju enga first law sollu....

PrakashRaj: (Getting angry) Yeh, athellam nee yen kekura, thapu thapu thapu.....

Vadivelu: Dei thapa righta nu naan thaan da sollanum, naadhaari payaley. Unnayellaamm.... Nalla varuthu vayila..... Enpaa vijayi unakkavathu First law theriyumaa paa......

Vijay: Enugnaa.. nethu kaalaiyila motta maadiku first law padikalamnu ponengnaa... Anga pakathu veetu Jenni low hip la sari kettitu padichitirunthaa.. na... Aththa paathathume namkku tennssion ayiduchinaa... Udaney pakathulaye maravaa pooii....

Vadivelu: Deey, enna thithu

Vijay: Onnum illingnaa.. maravapoi booka vechitu.. en Jenni ya sight adikka aramichitenungnaa...

Vadivelu: Naan unaku annana... enda enda en usira edukurathukey ungala yellam pethupoturukkanagala.... Yenpa Kaarthiku onakkavathu theriyuma yaaa......

Kaarthik: Ah... athu.... Vanthu.... Naa.. naaan....enna...solren naa....

Vadivelu: Nipaattu nipaatu. Nee solrathukkulla class ye mudinjidum polirukku...

Kaarthik: Ah.. Athu.. athilla sirr. Naan... nethu.. padikalamnu book...a...a edhutha, phonela ennna kola panna poratha oru kolai mirattal. Nightu fulla phone vandhuttey irunthuchu sir. A...ath..athaan naan padikala.... Yaarukkum naa bayapada maaten... Meraturaanga.... Meralaporanga....

Vadivelu: Aahaa Aaramichttanyaaa...aaramichittanya.... Thambi raghuvaran neeya vathu sollupaa

Raghuvaran: Thermodyanamics paththillam enkitta kekaatha.. enaku therinjathellam entha building ku enthana kilo RDX vekkanum, Time-bomb epadi set pannanum. Athapp pathi kelu solren....

Vadivelu: Adapaavi payulagalaa.. kolagaara payalugalaa irrukkaangaley....... Ivingalutaa adaki vaasichaathan usiru vaala

mudiyum....

Raghuvaran: Yeh! Wait thirumbavum ethaavathu question enta kaetta, intha collegela RDX vechu suthi 25 kilometeruku oru pullu kooda molakkama panniduven...

Vadivelu: (With fear) Nee ukkaaru raasa... Nee senjaalum seiva. Ah.. brrr..... pothumda ipppave kaana kettuthu.. class a

mudichikkuvom.

(Professor Vadivelu leaves the class with lot of Darrrr....)

Next Hour, Professor Vadivelu complains about Final year Mechanical to the class co-ordinator Professor Goundamani. He comes to the classroom for the next hour to take 'AUTOMOBILE ENGINEERING' class, with anger in his eyes.

Goundamani: Yendaa Baduvaakalaaa.... Summa ve irukka mudiyaadhaa... adang gokkamakkka.. yaaruda avan collegukey bomb vekirathaa sonavan... yenthiridaaaa.....

Raghuvaran: (With great anger) Mr. Professor vaaartha vaartha overaa poituirukku, mariyaadhayaa pesunga, illenaaa ipavey unna theethuduven. (Showing his pistol)

Goundamani: (Pammukiraar) Anna, yenungnaa ennagnaa ithukku poi tension aguriinga... athu yaaru antha P***r Vadivelu Naayii, athu class eduthuthan neenga paas aaganumaa... naan podurenna ungaluku paasssu....

(Crying...) Ghhh neenga tension aahi enna mattum suttu raathiinganna..oo.... ok let me take the class....

Goundamani: IC Engine pathi sollungappaa... enpaa vijayakaanth nee sollu...

Vijayakaanth: Sir, IC Engine la motham 1498 spare parts irukku, athula cast ironla senjathu 938, High carbon steel la senjathu 212, Invar la senjathu 127, Bronze la senjathu 26, Copper senjathu la 143, MS la senjathu 52. Engine oru thadava start pannum pothu move aagura parts mattum 847, move aagatha parts 723, saththam podura parts 2012, saththam podaatha parts 215, standula bike a vechaa sarasariyaa thirudu pora parts mattum 618. Apadi paatha oru naalaki namma ThamilNaatula 50,21,348 spare parts thirudu poguthu.... Athu moolamaa nattuku aagura nashtamm....(He works out his calculator to find the answer)

Goundamani: Yeppa yeppa pothum paa.... Enaku olagamey suthuthudaa saamy.....

Vijayakaanth: Athilla sir, Pakistaan theeviravaathingala kashmirla pidikka porappo, namma aarmyoda vandi adikadi makkar pannuthaam. Avangala 'Madurai Motors' la vandi vaanga sollunga appathaan namma naadu vallarasaagum.

Goundamani: Sarri paa apadiye sollirallam. Raja nee ukkaru paa.....Thambi Madhava endhiri paa...

Madhavan: (Standing) Ippa naan enna seyya...., (Screaming louder) Ippo naan enna seyyyya.....

Goundamani: Dey iruda. Overaa sound viduriye... enaku questioney marandhu pochchu.... Sarrri 'Clutch' pathi sollu...

Madhavan: Athaavathu sir, naan clutch pathi padikkala....., paas aavennu nenaikkala......, aana arrear vilunthudumonnu bayammaa irukku.... Yosichu sollunga....

Goundamani: Ithulla enada chellam yosikka vendiyathu irukku.... Sathiyama nee theyrave maatey.... Ah next qostinnn 'Petrol Enginela Carburretor irruka illayaa'... come on tell me... tell yaa.....SJ Suryah get up yaa....

SJ Suryah: (Singing) Ah intha poonai theriyumaa... ah intha poonai theriyumaa....

Goundamani: Deeeey niruthu, niruthu..... Naan enna qostinn kaeten.... nee enna panra, Intha Dakkalti velayellam namma kitta venandii ...... olunga ketathukku mattum bathil sollu...comeon stand.up maan... stand up.

SJ Suryah: Ok sir, nalla kettukkonga. Petrol enginla Carburretor 'irukku aana illa' sir.

Goundamani : Come on repeat the answer

SJ Suryah: Irukku aana illa, Sir

Goundamani: (Annoyed by the answer) ugh... yen iththana varusha professor vaalkaiyila ippadi oru answer naa ketatheilla. Naan onna endhirikka sonnathey thappu. Sit down.

The bell rings. All the students assemble in the class after the morning break. Professor Vadivelu enter the class room for the third hour to take 'CAD/CAM' class.

Vadivelu: (With lot of fear entering the class. But acts as abrave fellow) Mmmm.... Intha professor kaippulla oru karunchiriththai.... Enna yaarum onnum panna mudiyaathu.....CAD naa enna..... aiyya raamaraasu

nee sollu..

Raamarajan: Annay enkitta aata pathi kelunga... maata pathi kelunga.... Aana ennamo CAD nu solringa onnum ennaku puriyala...

Vadivelu: Athu serri, dowser potta payala ellam engineering collegla sehthaa... ithaanda nelama...

By then the song begins "Thirupathi vanthaa thiruppom........" and Ajith enters the class as a late comer .

Vadivelu: Vaapa ajiththu, ithu thaan collegukku vara neramaaa....

Ajith: Yeh.... yeh....naa paathu paathu....valantha veetu maram illa.....paakama valantha kaatu maram......athanaala apadi thaan varuven.

Vadivelu: Ennada....sambandhameyy...... illama pesuraaney ...yaaa...

Ajith: Sir, intha thirupathi yerangi poravan illa... yeri poravann...

Vadivelu: Enga yeruna?.....Enga yeranguna....?

Ajith: Naan thani aalilla. Intha collegil ulla arrearsgalin aathma

Vadivelu: Aahaaa.... Saachiputtan yaaa...

Ajith: Aththu..........

Vadivelu: Intha class laye amaithiya irukura ore jeevan neethaan ya.... Eppaa...ambiii...vikramu...neeyavathu qostinnukku answer sollu...

Vikram: (As Ambi) Enna sir. Kooptell laa... Students a question kekurathu satta padi thappu... according to IPC 56564, 6 maasam jail illana 200 rooba fine kattiye aaganum... naa case poduven.

Vadivelu: Aaaththi..... ivan enna case keesungaran.. Ippo ennapa thappa ketuten...

Vikram: (As Remo) Hey dude! Are u crazy, CAD pathi kekkurathellam sema bore, ask about Naandi...... Intha neram naa canteenla irunthaaa... I wud hav done some yoyo with my Naandi maaan....you brutt...R..E..M..O

Vadivelu: (With angry and frustration) Enna thithu chinnapulla thanamaa irukku....rascalll...

Vikram: (Turning into Anniyan) Yeeeeh Professor, Ambi ya ethukku noi, noi nu thontharavu panra...... namma collegla irukkura miga pp periya problem question kekurathu..... canteenuku poanaaa question.... Hall ticket vaanganumnaa question...., workshop poanaaa question....., lobby la ninnaa question......,campus interview attend panna question....., Ippadi enga ponallum question kettu studentsa koduma pannuravungaluku.....ennoda gurudapuranam padi....thandana ennatheriyumaaaa......'Kambilakummb o' athaavathu nalla kaachuna kambiya oru kaadhula vittu innoru kaadhu valliya

edukurathu..... ippo athu thaan naan unakku seiya pp poren..(Singing) sarva dharmaaan pari....(Turning violent)

Vadivelu: (Crying with fear) Amma ammma amma ammmma...........(Rushing out of the class towards staff room)

Due to the actors' violent behaviour Prof. Vadivelu and Prof.Goundamani brings HOD Rajini(B to the A to the B to the A) to theclass. Rajini gets down from his 'pulithol' and enters the class. The song starts "Yeekkaaameeevaaa dviththiiiyammmm........."

Chorus: Good morning sir.

Rajini: Good morning. Kanna onnu solren nalla kettukko "Kaasu pudungura collegum, proffessora kalaaikira studentsum nalla iruntha thaa sarithiramey illlai.....

Dhanush: Appo boogolam irukuthaa maama.....

Rajini: Maama keema sollaatha....apuram Koma la padukka vachchiduven.

Simbhu: Sir. Intha class la sariyaana technicians..... I mean staffs illathanaala.....engalla la sariya concentrate panna

mudiyalla... innum indha class rooma richa arrange panni....front la YanaGupta, MandhiraBedi posters ottina thaan sir.....oru kickaa... irukkum. Ithellam illaatha naala than naanga saththam podurom.

Rajini: Ippo solren....Inime intha class la irunthu saththam vanthaa....unga class a naan Imayamalaikku maathiduvennn.....

Vijay: Enungnaa... imayamalai rommba kulirume nnaaa.....

Rajini: Anna Kinna sollathey, apurom un moonji kanna pinna nu veengidum.....Ippo solratha ellarum nalla ketukkonga..... "Naama virumbura professor class edukiratha vida....., namala virumbura professor class edutha thaan subjectla pass aaga mudiyum"

Students and Professors: (In confused mind) Enna solrraarunu onnume puriyallayepppa.......

Rajini disappears into the black-board as a 'OLI'

:lol::lol::lol::o:o:o:D

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