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You Know you are Sri Lankan when....

1. You use banana leaves instead of plates, to eat rice and curry

2. You mark any special occasion by boiling milk until it spills all over your stove..

3. You get it on to baila music.

4. You know Buddhist chants, Hindu chants and the Islamic call to prayer..by heart

5. your idea of a bathing suit is a conspicuous see-thru sarong around your chest.

6. You find apples and oranges to be precious commodities while durian and rambutang are part of your daily diet.

7. You refer to friends by calling them "Machan" instead of "dude"

8. you have encountered; been pursued; or bitten by a snake.

10.Catching malaria is like catching a cold.

12. You dont remember how to spell your long-ass last name

13. You find that white people will choose death over trying to pronounce your name.

14. You rock a pimped out three whealer when you drive down main street to check out the hoes.

15. You haggle at the dollar store cuz you know that chocolate bar just cost you a 100 rupees.

16. you eat string hoppers ,coconut milk and a three- course curry meal for breakfast

17.When Arrack is better then any french champagne

18. You have to squat into the "laterine" in order to take a shit

19. You use Siddahelpe to solve your medical problems

20.You learned how to spell your last name by singing it to the tune of the ABC song

21 Your ride an elephant to school.8 )

22.You make $100 per month and buy petrol at $4 per gallon.

23. You tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you whathappened to the other two percent. *

24. You have a Singer sewing machine at home.

25 You call an older person you've never met before uncle or aunty

26.Your relatives alone could populate a small city.

27.EVERYONE is a family friend.

28.You went to a university as far away from home as possible and you still came back home to live with your parents after you finish.

29.You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.

30.You parents always say "on the light" instead of "turn

the light on

31.When "Aney".. or "Aiiyooo" or "Alllaaahhh" is a standard word in everyday conversation

32.You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.

33.You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family

34.You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go

35.Your parents drink 3 cups of tea a day

36.When the car allows 7 people yet you seem to fit 20 in

there..!!

37.Your parents compare you to all of their friends'

kids.

38.When cursing the Government is the highlight of every dinner conversation

39.No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit.

40. Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not going to be a doctor/engineer.

41.Your parents worry what other people will think when your seen out in public with boys or if your "carrying on with someone"

42.Your parents worry what other people will say about you having a girlfriend/boyfriend or better yet "an affair"

43.At a function or party your parents or you say their leaving but they take another hour saying goodbye or talking for longer....

44. You find overlapping last names in the display area for this Groups' members. (if you dont see this, refresh your page. it'll happen eventually)

45. when u tell ppl that ur from sri lanka and they say "oh the country that got hit by the tsunami" (apparently the tsunami finally put us on the map!)

46. whenever something sad happens to anyone or any animal for that matter u automatically say "aney pouuuuuu..."

47. When your parents talk shit about your american friends in sinhalese/tamil while standing right next to them

48. When something gross happens or talking about anything thats disgusting,bad,etc. you say "Chi Chi Chi...".

49.When you see guys in nugegoda walkin comfortably on the street holding hands and wearing flourescent shirts and yellow BATA slip ons..n hey! no one looks at them twice!!

50. When u see guys with the dogiest mustaches

51. You drink tea after every occation

52 You walk in to a Sri lankan party with one pair of shoes and walk out with two different shoes

53. You salt and pepper your mangos, and every other fruit you eat

54.You have a Sri Lankan driving license which does not have a date of birth printed on it!

55.when you tell people you`re NOT from india, and that you`re from sri lanka, they say "ohh okay," but really, they think its all the same thing.

56. You look for that plastic bowl after taking a dump...cuz wiping it is just not good enough!

57.You go to a restaurant and ask for Fanta, Portello or a chocolate SMAK instead of a pepsi

58. On your 18th birthday, you find out that you are pre- arranged to marry a person that you have never seen or heard-of before.

59. When your 17-year old third-cousin's wedding reception is bigger and more grand then the Kandy perahara.

60. When the differences in skin complexion within your family can only be compared to a color wheel.

Any more.....

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w..o..w.!!!! how mani unique and great things we do...

Im proud to be a Tamil..

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You Know you are Sri Lankan when.....

1. You spend half of your life time watching cricket matches :D

2. You enjoy seeing Tamil people dying everyday :D

3. You carry National Indentity card in your pocket :unsure:

4. You watch Rupavahini News :o

5. You lose your purse in the bus :o

6. You consume kudu onece a week :lol:

7. You take A/L exam for another person :lol:

8. You go to Employment Agnecy for get a job in the Middle East :lol:

9. You settle in another countries as refugees :lol:

10. You see bread, butter and jam everytime :lol:

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You Know you are Sri Lankan when....

உல்லாசபிரயாணிகள் சிறுவர்களின் பாலியல் களியாட்டத்துக்கு முதலிடம் சிறிலங்கா என்ற போது.

துப்புக்கெட்ட சிரிலங்கா

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6. You consume kudu onece a week ???? a drug right?

7. You take A/L exam for another person

உண்மையாவா????????????

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அது சரி ஏன் இந்த பகுதி ஆங்கிலத்தில் இருக்கு?மூக்கிக்குத்தான் மண்டைக்காச்சலெண்டால் மிச்ச ஆக்கள் நீங்கள் என்ன மாதிரியப்பா?ஐயா மோகன் இல்லாட்டி உந்த வெட்டுகோத்துக்காரரே என்ன எல்லாரும் நித்திரையே?

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அது சரி ஏன் இந்த பகுதி ஆங்கிலத்தில் இருக்கு?மூக்கிக்குத்தான் மண்டைக்காச்சலெண்டால் மிச்ச ஆக்கள் நீங்கள் என்ன மாதிரியப்பா?ஐயா மோகன் இல்லாட்டி உந்த வெட்டுகோத்துக்காரரே என்ன எல்லாரும் நித்திரையே?

உங்களுக்கு இப்ப என்ன பிரச்சனை? . :angry: .இது நகைசுவை என்ற படியால் தான் இங்கே போட்டனான்? பிறமொழி நகைசுவை பகுதி இருந்தால் சொல்லுஙொ அங்கே போடலாம்...அதை விட்டு போட்டு சும்மா வந்து...உங்களுக்கு தான் மூளை காச்சல்....போய் டொக்ட்டரிடம் காட்டுங்கள்.. :angry: :angry:

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