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எனக்கு மின் அஞ்சலில் வந்த செய்தி.

TO ALL FUTURE RAJAPAKSA'S

AIYOOO RAJAPAKSA

by our corr. Iqbal Athas Rajapaksa (in hiding, somewhere in

Rajapaksapura, Sri Rajapaksistan 20-09-2007)

Today there was total confusion in Sri Rajapaksistan (formerly Sri Lanka)

when thousands and thousands of people changed their name to

'Rajapaksa' to get appointed as a Member of Parliament or even to get a

job. 'Aiyo! It is total confusion' said a man called Rajapaksa 'Everyone is

changing their name to Rajapaksa! This is mad! The telephone directory is

now full of Rajapaksas. Even Abdul Gafoor of the Thambi Kade now goes

by the name of Abdul Gafoor Rajapaksa and the Thosai Kade is run by

Nagalingam Rajapaksa!'

Hospitals authorities were reporting that all new born babies are being

named Rajapaksa by their parents (also called Rajapaksa) and several

babies have now got mixed up.

Dr. Rajapaksa of the De Soyza Maternity Hospital said 'Of the deliveries

this morning all except one baby were named Rajapaksa. One was named

Askapajar, which I believe is Rajapaksa spelt backwards. Even at this

moment, Midwife Rajapaksa is delivering a baby already named Rajapaksa

by its parents!'

Even the Police and the courts are having trouble with most victims and

offenders having the name of Rajapaksa said Police Inspector Rajapaksa

of the Pettah Police. A High Court trial (State v Rajapaksa, Rajapaksa and

Rajapaksa) came to a standstill today when the victim, the suspects, the

Advocates and even the Judge were called Rajapaksa. Even most of the

jurors were called Rajapakse.

Emerging reports indicate that the Mahanayaka Theros and the Bishops

and Archbishop have changed their name to Rajapaksa. Even Pope

Rajapaksa....(That'sh enough Rajapaksa! - Editor. Rajapaksa)

Announcements

Deaths

Rajapaksa, Raja. The death is announced of Raja Rajapaksa, beloved

husband of Rajani Rajapaksa, loving father of Rajapaksa (Bank of

Rajapaksa), Dr.Rajapaksa (Rajapaksapura Hospital) and Rajapaksa (MD

Rajapaksa Industries). Loving grandfather of Rajapaksa and Rajapaksa.

Cortege leaves residence at 4.30pm today to the Rajapaksa Crematorium

Births

Rajapaksa, Rajapaksa.

Mr and Mrs Rajapaksa of Battaramulla are pleased to announce the birth of

their baby son Rajapaksa Rajapaksa. Both mother and son are doing well.

Marriages

Rajapaksa and Rajapaksa.

The families of Rajapaksa Rajapaksa (of Rajapaksa Corporation) and

Rajapaksa Rajapaksa (of the Rajapaksa Communications) are pleased to

announce the marriage of their daughter (or is it the son ?) to their son (or is

it daughter?) at the Rajapaksa Hotel......(That'sh enough Rajapaksas! - Ed)

Change of Name

I, Warnakulasuriya Muhandiramge Francis Fernando of Paiyagala will

henceforth be known as Rajapaksa Mudiyanselage Rajapaksa Rajapaksa.

(43782)

I, Ranil Wickremasinghe of Cinnamon Watta C7 will henceforth be known as

Ranil Rajapaksasinghe (96410)

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