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நகைப்பூட்டும் வரைவிலக்கணங்கள்

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அன்பான யாழ்கள உறவுகளே நான் ரசித்த ஆங்கிலமொழி நகைச்சுவைத் துணுக்குகளை உங்களுடன் பகிர்ந்து கொள்வதில்

மகிழ்வடைகின்றேன்.

அன்புடன் தமிழன்பன்.

Funny Defination

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments hims

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அன்பான யாழ்கள உறவுகளே நான் ரசித்த ஆங்கிலமொழி நகைச்சுவைத் துணுக்குகளை உங்களுடன் பகிர்ந்து கொள்வதில்

மகிழ்வடைகின்றேன்.

அன்புடன் தமிழன்பன்.

Woman=problems - கணித முறைப்படி ஒரு நிறுவல் (அன்புச் சகோதரிகள் மன்னிக்கவும்..................)

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Edited by thamizhanpan

  • தொடங்கியவர்

if Women controlled the world? - களிப்பூட்டும் புகைப்படங்கள் (அன்புச் சகோதரிகள் மன்னிக்கவும்..................)

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  • கருத்துக்கள உறவுகள்

Believe it or not.

Woman has Man in it;

Mrs. has Mr . in it;

Female has Male in it;

She has He in it;

Madam has Adam in it;

No wonder men always want to be inside women!

  • தொடங்கியவர்

A nice story about the importance of a woman...

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Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom?

"Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said.

His Mom just hugged him and said,

"And you never will, but that's O.K.".......

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?".

"All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could say......

The little boy grew up and became a man,

still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked

"God, why do women cry so easily?"

GOD answered.... .. "When I made woman,

I decided she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,

yet, made her arms gentle enough to give comfort... !

I gave her the inner strength, to endure childbirth and the rejection

that many times will come even from her own children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going and take care of her family and friends,

even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without complaining. ...

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances.

Even when her child has hurt her badly....

She has the very special power to make a child's boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenager's anxieties and fears....

I gave her strength to care for her husband,

despite faults and I fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife,

but sometimes tests her’s strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. ...

For all of this hard work, I also gave her a tear to shed.

It is hers to use whenever needed and it is her only weakness....

When you see her cry, tell her how much you love her,

and all she does for everyone, and even though she may still cry,

you will have made her heart feel good.

She is special!

  • தொடங்கியவர்

அம்மாவின் அன்பு பற்றி

MOTHER'S LOVE

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When you were 1 year old,she fed you and bathed you.

You thanked her by crying all night long.

When you were 2 years old,she taught you to walk.

You thanked her by running away when she called you.

When you were 3 years old,she made all your meals with love.

You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor.

When you were 4 years old,she gave u some crayons.

You thanked her by colouring the floor.

When you were 5 years old,she dressed you for the holidays.

You thanked her by plopping into the nearest.

When you were 6 years old,she walked you to school.

You thanked her by screaming,I'm not going to school.

When you were 7 years old,she bought you a baseball.

You thanked her by throwing it to the neighbour's window.

When you were 8 years old,she handed you an ice-cream.

You thanked by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old,she paid for music lessons.

You never even bother to practice.

When you were 10 years old,she drove you from one place to another.

You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looked back at her.

When you were 11 years old,she took you and your friends to the movies.

You thanked her by asking her to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old,she warned you not to watch certainTV shows.

You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13 years old,she suggested a haircut.

You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14 years old,she paid for a month summer camp.

You thanked her by forgetting to call her.

When you were 15 years old,she came home from work looking for a hug from you.

You thanked her by locking your bedroom door.

When you were 16 years old,she taught you how to drive her car.

You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17 years old,she was expecting an important call.

You thanked her being on the phone all night.

When you were 18 years old,she cried at your school graduation.

You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were l9 years old,she paid your college fees,drove you to campus and carried your bags.

You thanked her by saying good bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 20 years old,she asked whether you were seeing anyone.

You thanked her by saying,"It's none of your business."

When you were 21 years old,she suggested certain careers for your future.

You thanked her by saying,"I don't want to be like you."

When you were 22 years old,she hugged you at your college graduation.

You thanked her by asking whether she could pay for a holiday trip.

When you were 23 years old,she gave you furniture for your first apartment.

You thanked her by telling your friends it was ugly.

When you were 24 years old,she met your fiance and asked about your plans for the future.

You thanked her by glaring and growling,"mott-ther please!"

When you were 25 years old,she helped to pay for your wedding and she cried and told you how much she loved you.

You thanked her by moving halfway across the country

When you were 30 years old,she called with some advice on the baby.

You thanked her by telling her,"Things are different now."

When you were 40 years old,she called to remind you of a relative's function.

You thanked her by saying you were "really busy right now."

When you were 50 years old,she fell ill and needed you to care of her.

You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day she quietly died.And everthing you never did came crashing down like thunder in your HEART.

If your mum still around,never forget to love her more than ever.If she's not, remember her unconditional LOVE for you.

ALWAYS REMEMBER TO LOVE YOUR MOTHER,BECAUSE YOU ONLY HAVE ONE MOTHER IN YOUR LIFETIME!!!!!!!!!!!

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