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வணக்கம்,

நீங்கள் எல்லாரும் இந்தச் செய்தியை பற்றி அறிஞ்சு இருக்கக்கூடும். அது என்ன எண்டால் அமெரிக்க தேர்தலில உப அதிபராக வாறதுக்கு போட்டி போடுற Republican Candidate Sarah Palin ஐ நேற்று சனிக்கிழமை கனடா Montreal இல இருக்கிற நகைச்சுவையாளரான Marc-Antoine Audette தான் பிரான்ஸ் ஜனாதிபதி Nicolas Sarkozy கதைக்கிறன் எண்டு பொய்சொல்லி அவவோட தொலைபேசியில கதைச்சு அதை ஊடகங்களில வெளியிட்டு இருக்கிறாங்கள். எனக்கு இப்படி ஆட்களை ஏமாத்தி நையாண்டி செய்யுறது சுத்தமாக பிடிக்காது. இருந்தாலும்... ஒரு நாட்டிண்ட அதுவும் அமெரிக்காவிண்ட உப அதிபராக போட்டிபோடுற ஒரு வேட்பாளரிண்ட மனதில எப்பிடியான விசயங்கள், உணர்வுகள் இருக்கிது எண்டு பார்க்கேக்க, அவவுக்கு இருக்கிற அறிவை பார்கேக்க நான் அல்லது நீங்கள் ஒரு அமெரிக்க பிரஜையாக இருந்தால் இந்த உரையாடலை கேட்கும்போது வெட்கித்தலை குனியக்கூடும்.

இந்த நகைச்சுவையாளனிண்ட ஏமாற்று பிடியில ஏற்கனவே பிரான்ஸ் ஜனாதிபதி Nicolas Sarkozyவும் விழுந்து இருக்கிறார் எண்டு செய்தியில வாசிச்சன். இனி காணொளியப் பாருங்கோ. கீழ ஸ்கிரிப்டும் இருக்கிது. விளங்காட்டிக்கு கேட்டுக்கொண்டு ஸ்கிரிப்டை வாசியுங்கோ. இந்த உரையாடலை கேட்கேக்க உங்களுக்கு என்ன தோன்றுது எண்டு கொஞ்சம் சொல்லுங்கோ. எனக்கு என்ன தோன்றுது எண்டால் உலகத்தில அரசியல் எண்டுறதை எவ்வளவு ஊதாசீனம் செய்து பொறுப்பு இல்லாமல் நடந்துகொள்ளுறாங்கள் எண்டு விளங்கிது. பிரான்ஸ் ஜனாதிபதி உண்மையில இவவோட கதைச்சு இருந்தாலும் Sarah Palin இப்படி கதைச்சு இருந்தால் அது வெட்கக்கேடு! உவ தேர்தலில வெற்றி பெற்று அமெரிக்காவிண்ட உப அதிபராக வந்தால் எவ்வளவு ஆபத்து எண்டு இதைப்பார்க்கும்போது உங்களுக்கு விளங்கக்கூடும்.

HANDLER: This is Betsy.

RADIO HOST: Hello, Betsy.

HANDLER: Hi

RADIO HOST: Hi, this is (French name), I am with president Sarkozy, on the line for Gov. Palin

HANDLER: Yes, one second please. Can you hold on one second, please?

RADIO HOST: Yeah, no problem.

HANDLER: Alright, thanks.

HANDLER 2: Hi, I'm gonna hand the phone over to her.

RADIO HOST: OK, thank you very much, I'm gonna put the president on the line

GOV. SARAH PALIN: This is Sarah.

RADIO HOST: Uh yeah, Gov. Palin?

GOV. PALIN: Hello.

RADIO HOST: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment.

GOV. PALIN: Oh, it's not him yet. I always do that.

FAKE SARKOZY: Yes, hello, Gov. Palin.

GOV. PALIN: I'll just have people hand it to me right when it's him.

FAKE SARKOZY: Yes, hello, Mrs. Governor?

GOV. PALIN: Hello, this is Sarah. How are you?

FAKE SARKOZY: Fine, and you? This is Nikolas Sarkozy speaking. How are you?

GOV. PALIN: Oh, so good, it's so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.

FAKE SARKOZY: Oh, it's a pleasure.

GOV. PALIN: Thank you sir. We have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you, and thank you for taking a few minutes to talk to me.

FAKE SARKOZY: I followed your campaigns very closely with my special American advisor, Jean, the other day.

GOV. PALIN: Yes, good.

FAKE SARKOZY: Excellent, are you confident?

GOV. PALIN: Very confident, and we're thankful that polls are showing that the race is tightening.

FAKE SARKOZY: Well, I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now, my dear?

GOV. PALIN: I feel so good, I feel like we're in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon you get your second wind and you plow through the finish.

FAKE SARKOZY: You see, I got elected in France because I'm real, and you seem to be someone who's real as well.

GOV. PALIN: Yes, Nikolas we so appreciate this opportunity.

FAKE SARKOZY: You know, I see you as a president one day too.

GOV. PALIN: Haha, maybe in eight years.

FAKE SARKOZY: Well, I hope for you, you know we have a lot on common because personally, one of my favorite activities is to hunt, too.

GOV. PALIN: Oh, very good, we should go hunting together.

FAKE SARKOZY: Exactly, we could go try hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that. Like we say in France, (says long French-sounding phrase).

GOV. PALIN: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together as we're getting work done. We could kill two birds with one stone that way.

FAKE SARKOZY: I just love killing those animals, mm mm, taking away life, that is so fun. I would really love to go as long as we don't bring vice president Cheney, haha.

GOV. PALIN: No, I'll be a careful shot, yes.

FAKE SARKOZY: Yes, you know we have a lot in common because from my house I can see Belgium. That's kind of less interesting than you.

GOV. PALIN: Well, see, we're right next door to other countries that we all need to be working with, yes.

FAKE SARKOZY: Some people said in the last days, and I thought that was mean, that you weren't experienced enough in foreign relations and you know, that's completely false. That's what I said to my great friend, Prime Minister of Canada, (says French-sounding name).

GOV. PALIN: Well, you know, he's doing fine too, when you come into a position underestimated, it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.

FAKE SARKOZY: I was wondering, because you are so next to him, one of my good friends the PM of Quebec, Mr. Richard Serroi. Have you met him recently? Has he come to one of your rallies?

GOV. PALIN: I haven't seen him at one of the rallies, but it's been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as governor. We have a great cooperative effort there, as we work on all of our resource development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife, oh my goodness; you've added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours.

FAKE SARKOZY: Thank you very much, you know my wife Carla would love to meet you. You know, even though she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today.

GOV. PALIN: Well give her a big hug for me.

FAKE SARKOZY: You know my wife if is a singer and a former hot top model. And she's so hot in bed, she even wrote a song for you.

GOV. PALIN: Oh my goodness, I didn't know that.

FAKE SARKOZY: Yes, in French it's called Rouge Alleve Serre Caution, or if you prefer in English "Joe the Plumber it is Life, Joe the Plumber".

GOV. PALIN: Maybe she understands the some of the unfair criticism, but I bet you she's such a hard worker too and she realizes you just plough through that criticism.

FAKE SARKOZY: I just want to be sure, I don't quite understand the phenomenon Joe the Plumber, that's not your husband, right?

GOV. PALIN: That's not my husband, but he's a normal American who just works hard and doesn't want government to take his money.

FAKE SARKOZY: Yes, yes, I understand. We have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France, it's called "Marselle the Guy with Bread Under his Armpit". Oui.

GOV. PALIN: Right, that's what it's all about, the middle class and government needing to work for them. You're a very good example for us here.

FAKE SARKOZY: I seen a bit, but NBC, even Fox News wasn't an ally, an ally, sorry about as much as usual.

GOV. PALIN: Yes, that's what we're up against.

FAKE SARKOZY: I must say, Gov. Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life - you know, Hustler's "Nailin' Palin".

GOV. PALIN: Oh good, thank you.

FAKE SARKOZY: That was really edgy.

GOV. PALIN: Well good.

FAKE SARKOZY: I really loved you. And I must say something else so governor, you've been pranked by the Masked Avengers, we're two comedians from Montreal.

GOV. PALIN: Oh, [sic] we've been pranked. What radio station is this?

FAKE SARKOZY: This is for CKOY in Montreal.

GOV. PALIN: In Montreal? tell me there radio station call letters.

FAKE SARKOZY: CK... Hello? If one voice can change the world for Obama, one Viagra can change the world for McCain.

PALIN AID: I'm sorry, I have to let you go, thank you.

மூலம்: http://voices.washingtonpost.com/sleuth/20...ml?hpid=topnews

Sarah Palin பற்றின ஒரு நகைச்சுவையான பாடலை நான் யூரியூப்பில அண்மையில பார்த்து மகிந்தன். நம்மோட MIA விண்ட Paper Planes ஐ தழுவிய பாட்டு இது:

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நன்றி முரளி இணைப்புக்கு. இவவை பற்றி நிறைய எழுதலாம். ஆனால் யாழ்களத்தில் எழுத முடியாது. :D இவவை தேடிப்பிடிச்ச மக்கெயினுக்கு பொன்னாடை போர்க்கவேணும். good prank call.

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இணைப்புக்கு நன்றி குருஜி!

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