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சர்தார்ஜியின் சிரிப்பு வெடிகள் (ஆங்கிலப் பதிவு)

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  • கருத்துக்கள உறவுகள்

பின்வரும் துணுக்குகளின், தனித்துவம், அழிந்து விடாமலிருக்க வேண்டும்

என்பதற்காகவே, ஆங்கில மூலத்திலேயே இணைக்கின்றேன்!

கள உறவுகள், பொறுத்தருள வேண்டுகிறேன்! :huh:

sardar_iron.jpg

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Interviewer:

what is your birth date?

Sardar: 13th October

Which year?

Sardar: every year

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Manager asked sardar at an interview.

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:

Any great man born in this village???

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi

So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don ' t know who is Jayanthi.

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver

adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my

wife? Sit behind. I will drive.

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire

and how will you escape?

Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status

Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..

Friend: How do u know?

Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!

Sardar: Wow!!! That ' s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?

Sardar: ZEBRA

Teacher: How?

Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.

Manager: Do U know MS Office?

Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "

Air hostess said: "B silent."

Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"

Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...! !!

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

மூலம்: ஒரு சர்தார்ஜி நண்பன்.

Edited by புங்கையூரன்

  • கருத்துக்கள உறவுகள்

அத்தனையும் அருமை.. :D இணைப்புக்கு நன்றிகள் புங்கையூரன் கணக்குப்பிள்ளை.. :icon_mrgreen:

  • கருத்துக்கள உறவுகள்

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?

Sardar: ZEBRA

Teacher: How?

Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

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When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver

adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my

wife? Sit behind. I will drive.

------

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status

Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

நன்றாக உள்ளது, புங்கையூரான்.

உங்கள் சீக்கிய நண்பரிடம் கேட்டு, மேலும் சர்தார் ஜோக்குகளை இணையுங்கள். :D

  • தொடங்கியவர்
  • கருத்துக்கள உறவுகள்

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Sugar Test

Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why?

Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Sardars and scooter

Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand.

One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Lion and Sardars

Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them.

One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved.

When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand "

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Cyclone

Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"

Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Side Effects

Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why?

He wanted to avoid side effects!

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Bus tickets

Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket

Sardar: Give two tickets

Conductor: Why two?

Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there

Conductor: What if you lose both?

Sardar: No problem, I have pass...

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Advice

A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too"

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Oxygen

Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773

Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died...

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Skeleton

Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

மூலம்: http://sardarji-joke.blogspot.com.au/

Edited by புங்கையூரன்

  • கருத்துக்கள உறவுகள்

அவ்வளவும் சூப்பர் புங்கையூரான் 1,2 டைத் தவிர‌ :)

  • கருத்துக்கள உறுப்பினர்கள்

அத்தனையும் முத்து.. :)

  • கருத்துக்கள உறவுகள்

Advice

A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too"

மேலை நாடுகளில் பலர் இதை ஜோக்காக நினைக்கமாட்டார்கள்.. :D

Advice

A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too

சர்தார் உங்களை நல்லா ஏமாற்றிவிட்டார் போல் ஏனெனில் மாரேஜ் பன்னித்தான் பிள்ளை பெறவேண்டுமில்லையே. :)

  • கருத்துக்கள உறவுகள்

Advice

A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too

சர்தார் உங்களை நல்லா ஏமாற்றிவிட்டார் போல் ஏனெனில் மாரேஜ் பன்னித்தான் பிள்ளை பெறவேண்டுமில்லையே. :)

இந்தியா, இலங்கை போன்ற நாடுகளுக்கான பகிடி, ஒண்டிப்புலி :rolleyes: .

மன்மோகன் சிங் மாதிரி, அவரும் ஒரு ஆள் தான்... சர்தார்.

இதில்... பல வெற்றிகளை, இத்தாலி விதவை நாசூக்காக கையாளுது என்பது, ஒரு இந்தியனுக்கும் விளங்காது.

  • தொடங்கியவர்
  • கருத்துக்கள உறவுகள்

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It's already raining.

Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -

What will come first, Chicken or egg?

O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match..

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet

Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.

Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?

Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like

all the passengers in the car he was Driving..

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

A Teacher lecturing on population:

"In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "

A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"

Sardarji: '' Manmohan is PM not AM''.

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.

Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.

And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

His wife asked what you are doing.

He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Man: Sardarji where were U born?

Sardarji: Punjab .

Man: Which part?

Sardar: Whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... He went and kissed her....

Girl said- "What R U doing...?"

Sardar replied- " B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar"

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.

I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls.

She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats"

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

A sardar was drawing money from ATM,

The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "

The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???

A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!!

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?

A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept....... .

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Santa Singh MBBS

After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice..

He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.

Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

மூலம்: laughnenjoy.blogspot.com.au

Edited by புங்கையூரன்

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SardarG in hospital

At Hospital…

Little girl crying..

SardarG: Y chellam alugerey???

……Little Girl: Blood test’ku yen figer’eh cut panitange…

SardarG: Ammadiyo..Naan urine test’kele vanthen…

Edited by SUNDHAL

  • தொடங்கியவர்
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[size=4]௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Sardar ji is buying a TV

"Do you have color TVs?"

"Sure."

"Give me a green one, please."

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Sardar Ji calls Air India.

"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"

"Just a sec," says the rep.

Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Sardar ji is filling up a job application

He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.

Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED

After much thought he writes: Yes

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.

He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"

The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."

The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"

The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"

The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.

His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"

He said, "It's a Thermos flask."

The boss asks, "What does it do?"

He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"

The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?

He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra

sheet?

He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

There was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters.

They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point,

"Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"

That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave...

"No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then

we would become a State of USA and develop automatically."

All the surds became happy with this very simple solution but an old surd

was not. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.

The old surd replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE

WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.

"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.

He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned

to tell the salesman

"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.

"Damn, he recognised me," he thought.

He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour,

new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again.

"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.

Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?

Because below 18 was not allowed.

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

How do you measure Sardarji's intelligence?

Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.

He sets off to Africa and disappears.

Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.

He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!"

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?

Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?

Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Why do Sardars work seven days a week?

So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?[/size]

[size=2][size=4]He threw it off a cliff.[/size]

[size=4]௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦[/size]

மூலம்:[/size]http://www.muskurahat.us

Edited by புங்கையூரன்

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

[size=4]௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?

Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?

Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦

Why do Sardars work seven days a week?

So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦௦ :D[/size][size=4] [/size]

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